Eugenics: Any government bill which provides medical coverage for Americans.
Marxist: A person who has read enough books to know what Marxism actually is.
Slut: A woman that exists.
American Muslim: Potential Terrorist.
Poverty: A fable created by Theodore Kennedy in the 1950's to lure America into the purchasing of butter vouchers.
God: White Jesus.
Planned Parenthood: Al Qaeda.
The Race Card: Mentioning race ever.
War: A necessary evil that we have to send people to do because otherwise Hitler will rise from the dead with his squadron of Islamic Dinosaurs.
Abortion: A scourge on all humanity that only exists because women can't stop whoring and just obey their white christian masters.
American Jews: Not so much.
Woody Allen: Definitely not.
Freedom: The right to oppress those more vulnerable than yourself, including women, minorities, immigrants and the poor.
Public Schools: Small buildings where overpaid liberals tell children it's okay to be faggots.
Sex: An awkward act that should only ever take place between two dull, unhappy people for a maximum of three minutes in the dark every third Wednesday or as the husband requires.
Rape: An appropriate and not at all callous analogy for taxation.
Public Unions: Fascists.
Special Interests Groups: TANF families.
Corporations: The only people willing to stand up on behalf of the American people against the rest of the American people.
The Poor: Millions of Americans doing fine working cushy jobs at retail automotive part outlets and warehouses.
Money: White Jesus.
More to come...